Pleasure you’ve found me, Eve; a petite hédoniste in her pure, truest form.

Provider of zesty, invigorating encounters in London or abroad as your delightful travel companion aka personal pet. Literature-lover, music afficionado, culture vulture, cinephile. tasting menu lover, outdoorser, Crémant drinker… These are just some baseline loves of mine and I want to seek out more with you.

Talking about myself isn’t included in that list though, no. Frankly, I’ve never been good at it. But here goes something…

You have found exactly the right place if you are looking for an independent playgirl-about-London. Being under-the-radar is a personal preference of mine, always discrete - dressed elegantly in tailored clothing posing as your assistant, perhaps.

I grew up shy, bookish and curious little girl in a picturesque yet sleepy Sussex town. The alternative UK music scene and long countryside walks raised me. I had classes on Modernist art and literature, some language learning and early travel experiences involved some backpacking around China, food cultivation in south Japan, European interrailing, late-night cafés, Saigon rooftops to Berlin clubs.

Present-day, my preferred state is feeling delicate, resplendent, cherished like a jewel. Give me a great pair of heels, and I can pretty much handle any room. Although that grounded, mischievous teen who’s not afraid to get dirty still makes up the most of me

I adore being adored and adoring. That moment when our eyes meet and our cheeks flush over a glass of Schioppettino, you’ll see what I mean. When together, you’ll find me affectionate, with sometimes provocative opinions. Most importantly, there is nothing I love more in a counterpart than curiosity—I’m a fan of leaning into inhibition. I try not to get too overladen with information these days in an info-loaded world. Instead, I love to enjoy the present moment - my company, surroundings and let them overwhelm my sense deliciously. But I love to hear and learn what makes you click. Most of all - I revel in the secrecy, the fantasy, the reprise from reality for us, and you”ll feel this excitement too.

Eve Osyth is one of a few eras of mine, to say the least. I am drawn to quasi-affairs - we pick up where we left off the minute we see each other. Simply enjoying a singular experience is also completely stimulating for me.

I’m currently starting my third business and adore professionals who have something to teach me. Who knows, maybe I have something to teach you too.  

I will meet you with grace in whatever life situation you’re in and I expect the same for me.

I’m not interested in who you are, nor credentials but that exuberant glimmer of you which you can try and depict in your introductory e-mail.

I keep my mind & body flexible through voracious reading, regular Pilates and mindfulness of the company I keep. Just small gestures, discernment, a penchant for travel & good grooming will get you as far as you want to be with me. Scroll for testimonials.